Microchip Me?

I did not intend to be away from Ten Cat Alley for so long. My leave of absence was completely unscheduled, and Lucius did not approve it.

But in case you think you need to implant a microchip in my upper left arm to keep track of my whereabouts, have no fear.

In the immortal words of every stray tomcat I've encountered (and there have been many, as you know), I'll be back.