If only..., if only I had been clever enough to capitalize on the shades of grey that envelop me at Catland.
Listen up Lydia, L.B., and T.J.: You three are exotic grey tabbies, and you weren't looking out for your Cat Lady.
Why didn't at least one of you coerce me into changing the title of my forthcoming book to incorporate even a touch of grey?
That's not to say that my Cat Lady Chronicles (please preorder today; www.amazon.com/) is lacking in the lust department. Perhaps I should change the book description: "A Cat Lady meets a wandering tomcat who seduces a sex kitten, and the rest is cat-world history."
Query of the Day: How about Ten Tails of Grey, and One Cat Lady?