If my ten cats were on Twitter …
Lucius: Just had my Fluoxetine. Feeling good.
Lydia: I’m getting ready to attack Leo now.
Leo: I hate when Lydia chases me. I prefer to sleep under the bed.
Linus: Watch out, L.B., I’m in the mood to jump you.
Lillie: I wish I could brush my own long hair.
T.J.: All this garage apartment needs is a full-time housekeeper.
Perkins: I used to want to claw my way out of our apartment. But I can’t imagine life without air-conditioning.
Miss Tommie: When I come back in my next life, I want to be a librarian.
Alvar: Did anyone say treats?
L.B. Lady Gaga was awesome on the "Today" show this morning. Wish our Cat Lady looked like her.
Query of the Day: What would your cats say on Twitter?